BEZOS DIVORCE DOOM!
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and novelist MacKenzie Bezos have announced they are divorcing, through a joint statement on Wednesday. Jeff Bezos, 54, shared the announcement on his personal Twitter account shortly after 9am Eastern, signed by both him and MacKenzie. 'As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,' the statement read. 'If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it again.' Source